ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize