Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am puke
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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