Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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