Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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