is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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