i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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