And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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