What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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