ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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