Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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