My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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