It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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