He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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