So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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