Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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