Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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