I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
