Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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