I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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