Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
