You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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