I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
nutella sex= disaster
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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