You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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