so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
My bed smells like the plague
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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