Just fell off a train. Bad.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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