If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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