Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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