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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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