You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She even gives head with a lisp.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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