Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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