Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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