So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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