At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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