i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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