You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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