Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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