What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
nutella sex= disaster
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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