And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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