ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
