sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
