is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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