have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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