Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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