yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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