so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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