if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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