i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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