Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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