So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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