when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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