No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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