My Higher Power is John Stamos
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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