You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Randomize
