i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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